Tuesday, May 6, 2008 . 6:19 AM
Hello audience. I can't stand it anymore, 06 classroom is SOFA KING HOT. And the "it's hot because I'm here" jokes get really stale and make me even more irritated than normal.It's obvious what we have to do. Pool together all our pocket money and higher a demolition company to KNOCK DOWN THAT FSCKING WALL. For those who don't know, the fan blades are actually bent upwards meaning they blow wind towards the ceiling (wtf right?) and suck air from below. I'm surprised we haven't suffocated to death.
Well enough of my bitching, time for some positive thoughts!
Today I managed to borderline understand physics. It's amazing. Really.
I think that heaven is a communist society. If everyone becomes perfect when they get to heaven, total selflessness would be theoretically possible. But then again we have to take into account the chances of heaven actually existing. (No offense Christianity, just thinking out loud) and plus we have to factor in the possibility that everything in heaven is infinite and no one actually has to do or share anything. I wonder if Karl Marx is up there?
Hmm... religion is a risky subject to discuss.
Here's another joke.
#2 What do Jack the Ripper & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name.
